she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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