We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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