what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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