Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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