The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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