dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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