Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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