We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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