These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
That accounts for only three of the penises
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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