I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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