Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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