yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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