just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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