Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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