first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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