quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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