her vagine was all disorganized.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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