Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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