You're completely useless in the revolution.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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