new low.... made out with someone while peeing
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
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