What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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