I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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