Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
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