Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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