I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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