he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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