Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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