she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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