if you like me you must not know who I am
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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