Whod you bang
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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