were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Randomize
