Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
he puts the penis in happiness.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I forgot wine drunk hurts
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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