Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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