He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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