That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
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