Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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