and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Randomize
