Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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