Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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