So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
My pussy is not your playground.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
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