I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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