Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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