i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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