the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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