i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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