Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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