There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
im having a threesome with these popsicles
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Randomize
