You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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