My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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