do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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