i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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