Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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