so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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